Why do women love orgasms?
What kind of driver never get a parking ticket?
Put a nipple on it.
We love enforcing regulations that have no identifiable purpose.
Whens the best time to go to the dentist?
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
What is the difference between your wife and your job?
As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered.
A Mer-Maid Q:
What is a womans favorite rap song?