A sudden thunderstorm allows her to show herself off, getting the attention of everyone at the party, until a bolt of lightning hits the woman's metal bra, electrocuting her instantly.
Spoofs the Stereophonics ' song " Hurry Up and Wait ".
Return to kissing, cuddling, massage, sensation play—or, better yet, transmute the fire in your loins into doing something that your partner goes wild for.
Try New Sex Positions.
On the day of the operation, the doctor's cauterizer ignites the woman's flatulence due to a chili dog she atecreating a fireball which travels through the doctor's windpipe and incinerates his lungs, suffocating him in seconds.
Whether you use your mouth, your fingers, or a toy—hey, we recommend all three!
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A teenage boy obsessed with building robots and annoying his mom with them uses the microprocessor from his mother's Roomba to build a motion sensing robot with a sharp rotating edger blade.
When he tries washing them down with water that had more denture cleaner dissolved in it, the chemicals dissolve his digestive tract while removing the oxygen in his blood.
This is loosely based on the real-life poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko.
This intermission is a great opportunity for a man with a snoozing cuke to turn his attention to pleasing his partner.