Best paddy and murphy jokes. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still.

best paddy and murphy jokes

Amazed, his parents asked him what it was that motivated him to study so hard.

best paddy and murphy jokes

I remember there were lines around the block.

best paddy and murphy jokes

He looks through his large book for quite a time and says "sorry there are no John Murphys in our cemetary, nothing but one Mary murphy".

best paddy and murphy jokes

The woman brightens up and says "Of course that's it, everything was in my name" Father Flannigan, an elderly priest invited Father O'Connell, a younger priest from a neighboring parish who was fresh from the seminary, over for dinner.

best paddy and murphy jokes

The story, in which Groucho falls in with a moneyed has-been and has to assist a struggling opera company, plays second fiddle to an intense barrage of puns, tongue-twisters and wisecracks.

best paddy and murphy jokes

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best paddy and murphy jokes

Murphy took his car to the mechanic, who told him he needed a new muffler.

best paddy and murphy jokes

DC Buy, rent or watch 'Airplane!

best paddy and murphy jokes

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best paddy and murphy jokes

TH Buy, rent or watch 'The Graduate'.